Sunday, February 28, 2010
Rude Flea Market Find!
"Ma'am, here's the delivery of stiff lumber for your fireplace!"
HMMMMM. You're not laughing. Let me walk you through it. The "stiff lumber" alludes to his penis, while the "fireplace" is symbolic of her vagina. By saying he's going to deliver it, he's using code to say he plans to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Now lets all laugh together!